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[Cloak]

phoenix3211, on 06 June 2012 - 12:55 PM, said:

When I started playing minecraft around the beginning of beta I got a saddle and I was trying to find out how I could control the pig. 30 minutes to waste q.q

I still believe the minecraft pigs should obey us. Who knows? It might lead to less of them being mercilessly slaughtered....maybe...

[Flash]

I was in the nether trying to get experience to enchant my shit. So I decide to go kill some zombie pigmen...worst idea ever. I went up against one and proceeded to get raped by at least 6 pigmen. After I died I went back into get my stuff only to discover that they were still attacking me. I tried 6 different times to go and get my stuff and throughout this whole escapade I forgot that I could have just set the difficulty to peaceful, and gotten my stuff.

[TheXpert]

When I first started playing minecraft I thought you used the arrow keys to move.

[Mr-clean]

The moment when i get on a server and the other 73 people all leave to the server i just freaking left >.<

TheXpert, on 06 June 2012 - 08:22 PM, said:

When I first started playing minecraft I thought you used the arrow keys to move.

you and me both

[AppleEclipse]

I also used the arrow keys when i started.

Edited by AppleEclipse, 08 June 2012 - 02:15 AM.

[ThornTheHetalian]

My worst fail ever was when I first started the game, and I was like "I can totally do this! :D" and then within five minutes I had gotten some wood, and crafted a crafting table, and then proceeded trying to 'click' it by punching it repeatedly, wondering why nothing happened. Then I had to look on the MineCraft wiki, and after at least two days of searching, I was like ".....Oh." :B NO-ONE can beat this. xD

[ZirixZero]

I got scared of the "ambient" noises and spiders in caves in Minecraft. So I played SMP.

[TeamStoppage]

Well my biggest fail would be when i was almost admin on this server...ok so i had hacks on (Spam)
and before i was on that server i was spamming another server i was saying like aVo is king! sooo i got o the server i was tryin to get admin on while i was playing i hit the spam button (Not on Purpose) and i spammed aVo IS KING! over like 50x yeah sooo u can prob.tell me what happened next ^_^i got banned *_*

[tiernan12992]

Tyrael_the_Angel, on 29 May 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

Playing server for about 3 months, all the admins love me, owner gives me anything i want, even got mod status.
Anyway, I'm standing around spawn, talking to the admins, makeing them like me even more. I wonder off into the forest/jungle near the spawn, and got myself some flint and steel. Call over the admin that likes me the most, and light a tree on fire, saying simething like "haha, oh no, a fire!"

I forgot fire spread was on. the whole forest/jungle burned, many wooden houses, statues of wool, pixel art, and nearly all of spawn.
The whole time it was happening, I stood there, with the flint and steel in hand, all the admins staring at me.

Once all the fire died, I got banned for the reason "We trusted you, you were going to get admin"
I actually felt bad.

i would'nt feel bad about myself, i would go around and do it to other servers. if they decided to give me admin it would be the worst mistake of their lives

[Lanaeya]

i had downloaded single player commands and started building this huge under ground base, i didnt however make any ladders or anything else to get back up so when the game was updated a few days later i was stuck in my underground base untill single player commands was updated which was about a week or so later lol

[Hicksy16]

The biggest fail I have ever done was that I made a gigantic wooden house, it took 1 month to make. Anyway I added a fireplace and decided to light it. The end result, that gigantic wooden house stands no more.

After the fire had gone out, I go and search the area my house was for anything that survived. After gathering some stuff, I make a small shelter and leave the items in there. 2 minutes later lightning strikes, and the shelter is now on fire.

I then decide to watch my stuff burn as it would truly be gone now, but I forget to keep an eye on my surroundings. I turn around and the last thing I see before I die was a green blur.

I didn't play minecraft for 3 weeks after that incident.

[Lanaeya]

Hicksy16, on 19 June 2012 - 03:09 PM, said:

The biggest fail I have ever done was that I made a gigantic wooden house, it took 1 month to make. Anyway I added a fireplace and decided to light it. The end result, that gigantic wooden house stands no more.

After the fire had gone out, I go and search the area my house was for anything that survived. After gathering some stuff, I make a small shelter and leave the items in there. 2 minutes later lightning strikes, and the shelter is now on fire.

I then decide to watch my stuff burn as it would truly be gone now, but I forget to keep an eye on my surroundings. I turn around and the last thing I see before I die was a green blur.

I didn't play minecraft for 3 weeks after that incident.

murphy's law can be a bitch =(

[ZeKurt]

When I first played, I made a small cavern in a mountain; it was very dark. When the night passed, i was very scared of monsters. The night had passed, none had come.
I was on peaceful.

[startacker]

my fail and win...

WIN- I dug straight down on this server, i rigged a couple warp places (Bar, cato, Western, and more) and then my last one, i dug down, fell in a cave, took a break, and i found 5 diamonds, then i made a helmet, and then i dig down more, 4 more diamonds, LUCKY!

FAIL- I bought the game after the Halloween update, and I thought building a house set your spawn, you may guess the rest

[DeCoolJB]

I was mining coal, found diamonds, mined the diamond and hit iron, mined it and hit gold (no joke), mined the gold and fell straight into lava.

[Himawari]

I was watching my cousin gather some wood in a new game at his house.  Thus is the short story of my epic fail.

Cousin: "I gotta eat.  You wanna play?"

Me: "Sure."

*Cousin exits while I take control of his character.  I RIGHT click the tree to help him get wood, but I accidently place one of his wooden planks he made earlier on the tree*

Me: "What the heck is going on?!  I'm sure right clicking breaks blocks!"

*Keeps on placing wooden planks on tree, and eventually the ground.*

[startacker]

GrislyCastle, on 30 May 2012 - 08:55 AM, said:

I think my biggest fail was when I bought the game and saw minecraft mods on youtube, and tried to make the stuff that was in the video. lol

I actually did that, I thought I could make obsidian tools...

[Syphist]

Not really a fail, but this is the best I can come up with. I build a 4-bit calculator out of redstone, but had to look up how to make a piston door. I felt very stupid.

[Guy_Troller]

My fail is when I was mining for diamond with my friend, we found some and he let me take it and I jumped on it over and over...
I mined around it a bit and my pick broke D:  So I stood on the diamond waiting for him to mine it for me and below it is lava.

And guess what... he got the diamonds.

[CyberProdigy]

One time I joined a server, placed a block, then left.