...HOT...
You men may want to rethink your sexuality..
Started by Sinkip, Jul 13 2012 04:30 PM
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:30 PM
because HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
...HOT...
...HOT...
"[6:33:04 AM] MuffinSeeker: Oh god last night I opened the cage and Eris ran up my arm
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:34 PM
I hope that isn't you...
I reply to things I care about and write things I mean
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:35 PM
But he's taken. Also, where's his collar?
I'll make an actual signature EVENTUALLY!
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It was too hot that day for him to wear it, we need to get him a more lightly colored one made out of a cooler material so that he can wear it during the summer. Since his is black and red, it absorbs heat really well which makes it impossible to wear when it's warm out.
Sinkip
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:38 PM
clyde1500, on 13 July 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:
But he's taken. Also, where's his collar?
It was too hot that day for him to wear it, we need to get him a more lightly colored one made out of a cooler material so that he can wear it during the summer. Since his is black and red, it absorbs heat really well which makes it impossible to wear when it's warm out.
"[6:33:04 AM] MuffinSeeker: Oh god last night I opened the cage and Eris ran up my arm
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
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Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
Sirenfal
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:39 PM
YEAH WELL YOU'RE ADORABLE
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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffs NOE
Sinkip
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:40 PM
Sirenfal, on 13 July 2012 - 04:39 PM, said:
noooo.snip
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffs NOE
"[6:33:04 AM] MuffinSeeker: Oh god last night I opened the cage and Eris ran up my arm
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
[6:33:10 AM] MuffinSeeker: But I was naked
[6:33:21 AM] MuffinSeeker: The pain...Oh god
[6:33:58 AM] MuffinSeeker: Like being attacked by a possessed tattoo gun"
#7
It was too hot that day for him to wear it, we need to get him a more lightly colored one made out of a cooler material so that he can wear it during the summer. Since his is black and red, it absorbs heat really well which makes it impossible to wear when it's warm out.
A friend of mine has a light, fluffy thing - you'd hardly know its a collar. Looks really pretty, and is really light and all. But obviously, she knows what it represents, so its just like any other collar to her. Plus, it was really cheap because her master made it himself, bought the felt or whatever from a craft shop.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:42 PM
Sinkip, on 13 July 2012 - 04:38 PM, said:
clyde1500, on 13 July 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:
But he's taken. Also, where's his collar?
It was too hot that day for him to wear it, we need to get him a more lightly colored one made out of a cooler material so that he can wear it during the summer. Since his is black and red, it absorbs heat really well which makes it impossible to wear when it's warm out.
A friend of mine has a light, fluffy thing - you'd hardly know its a collar. Looks really pretty, and is really light and all. But obviously, she knows what it represents, so its just like any other collar to her. Plus, it was really cheap because her master made it himself, bought the felt or whatever from a craft shop.
eonrulz: "The Standard Strapon Model is constructed with Strapon Quantum Field Theory (SQFT), for which the elementary strapon particles appear as vibrator excitations of the quantum dildo fields."
#8
Just because my name is purple, that doesn't make me better than you.
Starberry_Sundae
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:43 PM
Krysk and I have the same hair color.
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blind7125 said:
I told him "This cute girl I am talking to says hi, I think she wants your D" lol. His face == priceless.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:44 PM
Here to sacrifice,
Infernal hate device,
Satan's go-between,
Kneel and die before the Internet Hate Machine!
Ask me questions and stuff or whatever.
Infernal hate device,
Satan's go-between,
Kneel and die before the Internet Hate Machine!
Ask me questions and stuff or whatever.
#10
You forgot to mention the distinct lack of facial hair.
He gets bonus points for glasses, though. 3/10, might bang if drunk.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:48 PM
Azathoth, on 13 July 2012 - 04:44 PM, said:
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You forgot to mention the distinct lack of facial hair.
He gets bonus points for glasses, though. 3/10, might bang if drunk.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:49 PM
I can imagine krysk taking the picture with his dog collar.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:49 PM
Dewey, on 25 July 2012 - 04:02 PM, said:
aVo wasn't founded by a bunch of guys telling jokes about kids getting raped.
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You got me with "Could be a darker shade of blue", I loled. Enjoy your commemorative forum user title
You forgot to mention the distinct lack of facial hair.
It's a cool modern invention called shaving. I wonder whether it's even reached your country yet!
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:50 PM
Azathoth, on 13 July 2012 - 04:44 PM, said:
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You got me with "Could be a darker shade of blue", I loled. Enjoy your commemorative forum user title
Markus, on 13 July 2012 - 04:48 PM, said:
You forgot to mention the distinct lack of facial hair.
It's a cool modern invention called shaving. I wonder whether it's even reached your country yet!
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:51 PM
10/10 it's the hair.
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I can't shave. My goatee eats anything sharp that comes near it...
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:54 PM
Sirenfal, on 13 July 2012 - 04:50 PM, said:
It's a cool modern invention called shaving. I wonder whether it's even reached your country yet!
I can't shave. My goatee eats anything sharp that comes near it...
Edited by Markus, 13 July 2012 - 04:54 PM.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:54 PM
We might be able to bump him up a couple points if we fix his hair.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 04:55 PM
"On the outside, I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit, but just like an onion, when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying."
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 05:00 PM
I wouldn't mind having a beefcake like Krysk around.
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 05:02 PM
Sirenfal, on 13 July 2012 - 04:39 PM, said:
Sinkip. The force is with you.
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Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 05:20 PM
I like the Photoshop contest idea, but don't derail. Splitting it to another thread
