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#1 Storm_Surge

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

As some of you may remember, there's a tradition at work of messing with our boss's desk while he's away.

He recently bought a stand-up desk, which is supposed to be a healthier alternative to sitting in a chair all day. He got really into it, and he even purchased a wobble board to balance on while he works. Here's what his new setup looks like:

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Unfortunately, a massive, uh, earthquake, hit our building. He must not have secured the desk properly, because it was the only thing that took damage.

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We felt a little bad for him and helped rebuild it. We made sure everything was secured properly this time, so hopefully it won't happen again.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

I had higher expectations, but was still mildly amused.
I can't imagine standing at a desk for 8 hours a day, fuck that shit man. I'd get a bar seat with that desk lol.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:23 PM

Storm's posting?  HERE?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:24 PM

Standing up for 8 hours? Easy talk. Tell that to the thousands of Chinese laborers in my chicken manufacturing plants.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:28 PM

Zongo, on 29 April 2013 - 08:22 PM, said:

I had higher expectations, but was still mildly amused.
I can't imagine standing at a desk for 8 hours a day, fuck that shit man. I'd get a bar seat with that desk lol.

I didn't actually do this one.

Also, in that second picture, let me enhance the file cabinet:

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:31 PM

But what of the tornado that scattered the poor pieces all across the building?
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:36 PM

View PostZongo, on 29 April 2013 - 08:22 PM, said:

I had higher expectations, but was still mildly amused.
I can't imagine standing at a desk for 8 hours a day, fuck that shit man. I'd get a bar seat with that desk lol.
I can barely stand anywhere for one hour, let alone 8.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:59 PM

View PostStorm_Surge, on 29 April 2013 - 08:28 PM, said:

I didn't actually do this one.

Also, in that second picture, let me enhance the file cabinet:

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Not entirely sure what I should think of that
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:00 PM

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:48 PM

Speaking of the last time, did he ever find out it was you?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 02:01 AM

How have you not been fired yet?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:49 PM

View PostSecretSerenityx, on 30 April 2013 - 02:01 AM, said:

How have you not been fired yet?

Working after university/college isn't nearly as bad as you've heard in a lot of cases.  Trust me, I heard the same thing when I was younger.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 02:42 PM

Wait... If he's so into health then why does he have a Coke and bottle of soy sauce in his desk?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:28 PM

Obviously a earthquake. Nothing else. Moving on.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:18 PM

You know what got me? There is a cup standing up perfectly in that wreckage. Oh my god, I lost it at that cup.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 07:38 PM

View PostNiiyu, on 30 April 2013 - 06:18 PM, said:

You know what got me? There is a cup standing up perfectly in that wreckage. Oh my god, I lost it at that cup.

Don't you see that there are TWO cups standing up in the wreckage?
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Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 11:04 PM

earthquake eh? hehehe they probably felt it in egypt
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 05:12 PM

lol should've balanced the cups on the wobble board.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:15 PM

I'd be pissed if I was the guy who's desk that was.

Good work, OP.


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