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#1 Debarchery

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 02:52 PM

In every post, you write a haiku. The user above you dictates the subject of it. You tell the next user what their haiku will be about, and so on. The format of a haiku is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 syllables in the 2nd and 5 syllables in the 3rd. (5-7-5.) I'll start us off with one about cacti:

Rough, green and prickly
Made love to shrub-like temptress
Dick covered in thorns

The next person must write a haiku about minecraft.

#2 ReThink

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 03:51 PM

Creepers everywhere
JSON is so confusing
Jeb can go eat bricks.

The next haiku shall be about THE GOVERNMENT

Flash said:

ReThink: How many grams?
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#3 asmcint

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 04:08 PM

Lame duck sessions gone,
Lack of work continues on,
Capitol Hill fails.

The next one shall be about puns.

#4 Zirix

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 04:14 PM

Pun Pun Pun Pun PUN
Pun Pun Pun PUN Pun Pun PUN
Pun Pun Pun Fuck You
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#5 Debarchery

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 04:20 PM

One about puns, eh?

"Man walks into bar-"
"Did you hear the one about-"
And "what's the deal with-"

The next one must be about a song you've recently listened to.

#6 asmcint

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 05:02 PM

Simple and Clean, damn,
Too many feels for one song,
Going to cry now.

The next one must be about medieval weaponry(of any sort).

#7 Asp4yxiat10n

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 07:24 AM

Had a heavy mace,
Smashed some dumb cunt in the face
Now its in my ass.

Vaginas

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#8 SornG7

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 08:52 AM

Touched her way too much
Vagina very tough
now suck my dick please

Ducks

#9 Valkyrie

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 12:42 PM

Ducks are fucking cool
All those niggas be chillin'
In that dank-ass lake

The next one will be about Krysk.

Edited by Valkyrie, 18 June 2014 - 12:42 PM.

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#10 asmcint

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:33 PM

Santa Krysk knows all,
He sees when you are sleeping,
Creepy bastard, eh?
(It's crap, but oh well. Best I could come up with.)

The next one shall be about immaculate defecation.

#11 Saltiren

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 08:18 PM

Welp, here it goes.

Oh it is pure joy,
There is not a single trace,
of the excretion!

The next one shall be about Social Justice Warriors.

#12 asmcint

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 09:23 PM

Blithering retards,
rant about rape culture but,
fail to do something.

The next one shall be about Fable: The Lost Chapters, simply because I want to see somebody's opinion on it in haiku format.

#13 Saltiren

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:00 PM

I haven't played it, but I'll try.

Fable III was good,
It was free on xbox live.
What is lost chapters?

The next one shall be about lemons.

Edited by Saltiren, 20 June 2014 - 05:01 PM.


#14 lkgddr

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:05 PM

Oh yeah do that more,
Shove those lemons up my ass,
Ogod it's burning

The next one shall be about niggers.
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 01:55 AM

Nigger in a car.
Police are shooting at him.
Nigger does not know why.

Next haiku will be about 4Chan.

Edited by Iblist, 07 July 2014 - 01:55 AM.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit".

#16 asmcint

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 02:04 AM

Spam tags with gore, why?
Some twats tried taking us down.
Reaction priceless.

The next poem shall be about Dickbutt.

Edited by asmcint, 07 July 2014 - 02:05 AM.


#17 lkgddr

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:39 PM

It has now arrived,
The message from my father,
It reads "Dickbutt, lol".

The next haiku will be about autism.
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#18 asmcint

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 04:11 PM

Autism, I have.
The term is abused often.
Why, 4Channers, why?

The next one shall be about /pol/. Because I'm bored.

Edited by asmcint, 11 July 2014 - 04:11 PM.


#19 Gorbachev

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Posted 22 August 2015 - 09:57 PM

Immigrants steal all
More sand-diggers arrive in Germany
Black got shot
UKRAINE
IS
   BEST

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 11:20 PM

Pinkie Pie can ryme!
and haiku at the same time!
Tee hee, this is fun!
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