I find it hard to imagine that you can't get a related job in the field. If your company was big enough and your boss well known there are plenty of companies, ie those you stole from earlier, that would love to fuck your boss over. Put it out there to the competitors. Sell out, bring secrets with you.
Sounds like Mad Men.
How to lose your job and fuck hot chicks
Started by SplashCONstant, Apr 28 2012 02:00 PM
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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:34 PM
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It's already been made into a movie and posted on some sketchy websites. I could probably find it pretty easily.
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Posted 28 April 2012 - 06:08 PM
JB_42, on 28 April 2012 - 02:34 PM, said:
This should be made into a movie. I'd watch it.
Edited by Nessosin, 28 April 2012 - 06:11 PM.
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You should. That'd be a good evening to spend.
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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:14 PM
Nessosin, on 28 April 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:
It's already been made into a movie and posted on some sketchy websites. I could probably find it pretty easily.
You should. That'd be a good evening to spend.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:23 AM
Doesn't matter whether the forum is your personal blog or not, your stories always make me chuckle. You should write a book. Seriously.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:38 AM
Inb4 "Still a better love story than Twilight"
But really OP, the craziest stuff happens to you sometimes.
But really OP, the craziest stuff happens to you sometimes.
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I have a the one of these, ask me programming questions here.
Of course I won't spoonfeed, questions that ask for spoonfeeding will be ignored.
I have a the one of these, ask me programming questions here.
Of course I won't spoonfeed, questions that ask for spoonfeeding will be ignored.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:09 AM
Well I guess I'll jot down a collection of stories and let y'all read them. If you guys like it then I'll write some more. I really don't know if I have enough material for a book though. We will see.
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#27
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Hurray, more stories.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:19 AM
thetruefanboi, on 29 April 2012 - 01:38 AM, said:
Inb4 "Still a better love story than Twilight"
SplashCONstant, on 29 April 2012 - 11:09 AM, said:
Well I guess I'll jot down a collection of stories and let y'all read them. If you guys like it then I'll write some more. I really don't know if I have enough material for a book though. We will see.
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#28
That is what self-reflection chapters are for.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:29 AM
SplashCONstant, on 29 April 2012 - 11:09 AM, said:
Well I guess I'll jot down a collection of stories and let y'all read them. If you guys like it then I'll write some more. I really don't know if I have enough material for a book though. We will see.
That is what self-reflection chapters are for.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:18 PM
Bravo, man. That is one helluva way to lose a job.
I'm sure it was worth it, no?
I'm sure it was worth it, no?
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:47 PM
In hindsight, not so much. I actually liked that job. Already working on a new one, but I was hoping to keep that job. I don't want to relocate again though.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:42 PM
If your bosses daughter is of age you should fuck her again, this time getting her to do the nastiest fetish/fantasy you have, record it and send it to him.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:41 PM
I think this applies: "You start with an empty bag of experience and a full bad of luck. The trick is to fill your bag of experience before your luck runs out."
Edited by RollBread, 29 April 2012 - 11:46 PM.
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Just because my name is purple, that doesn't make me better than you.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:05 AM
My buzz is causing me to not have the patience to read this. Maybe tomorrow.
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I told him "This cute girl I am talking to says hi, I think she wants your D" lol. His face == priceless.
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Totally naming the book or whatever it ends up being Before Your Luck Runs Out. Thanks for giving me a title.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:38 AM
RollBread, on 29 April 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:
I think this applies: "You start with an empty bag of experience and a full bad of luck. The trick is to fill your bag of experience before your luck runs out."
Totally naming the book or whatever it ends up being Before Your Luck Runs Out. Thanks for giving me a title.
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